Instead, what we got here is a cozy ass little life simulator not that much unlike a Harvest Moon or an Animal Crossing. Shockingly, though, not a creepy horror game or a strange thriller. Fuck-a you! So The Good Life, another weird ass game in the weird repertoire of that glorious bastard SWERY. Still top ten though, just like we’re doing here. That game was more like deserving of the #7 spot. And… yeah, in hindsight, I was going through a lot of emotions with that game. But yeah, I know I put Deadly Premonition 2, a super buggy game at the number five spot in my original list. Or rather walk away wondering why I am even allowed out of my house to talk to normal functioning people. Okay this is the part where you all run away. Also I did not play Death Loop or the new Ratchet and Clank because PS5 scalpers. Expect some VR games to make appearances next year, perhaps. I was a bit on the fence before, but after shooting enemies in this and getting used to it, it totally sold me on VR. Resident Evil 4 VR, a game I have pretty much memorized and now here in VR. Mundaun, a horror game that legit had me stressed the fuck out and in a good way. I’ve never played a Metroid game in my life aside from the first ten minutes of Metroid Prime but this looks cool. The closest I will ever get to playing a card game. Lost in Random, I am both disgusted and amazed by the visuals of this game and the world of it. Probably the closest we’ll get to Dark Souls with Stands.
Ender Lilies, a fun metroidvania Soulslike, can’t go wrong with those. Pretty limited with it’s gameplay but it was fun wailing on groups of guys with an axe. Chivalry II was a fun game to play with friends. Button City, I don’t really care for the gameplay but I’m a sucker for low poly. But I do wanna give praise to some games that I did play but didn’t have enough to make a top 20, games I didn’t get far enough in, games that I didn’t get to play but look cool and so on. But I didn’t have banger after banger after banger like last year. So because of that, I was only able to find ten games that stood out to me. Yes, I am still a filthy console peasant, leave me alone. I just had no interest in a lot and the games I did, I either didn’t get the time to play them or they weren’t available on the consoles I had. Not out of any personal issues or shit like that. Yeah, I did not get to play a lot of games this year. What a fucking mediocre year and easily one of the worst years for games in a fucking long time… But hey, It Takes Two did deserve it’s game of the year award. This year was filled with lackluster releases, buggy launches, companies trying to nickel and dime you for the smallest of additions and Bobby Kotick of Activision-Blizzard found out to be an alleged pedophile, a known scumbag and misogynist, and VIP on Epstein’s Island. So much fucking disappointment this year. Battlefield, Halo, Far Cry 6, Grand Theft Auto Definitive. But if this was any other year, those games would be lucky to get one nomination, let alone six and certainly not game of the year. When fucking It Takes Two and Psychonauts 2 are contenders for game of the year. But this year? What the fuck happened? So many games this year that came out were so bad. 2020 was a shit year all around, let’s not beat around the bush, but it fucking killed it with game releases last year. As for the games industry, it got so much fucking worse. Everyone’s gotten their shots, everyone who cares anyway, everyone is going outside now that restrictions and lockdowns have long since lifted, and despite hearing news of more to come, everyone’s just kinda gotten bored of the whole pandemic thing and just gone back to their lives. Apparently we had more variants that came out, but like no one seems to remotely care. The world is still toiling in this black plague hellscape.
Hey, gaymers, what is happening! Remember last year when I said that things would improve, that the world can’t possibly get any worse and that things can only improve? Well… I dunno.
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